About

PNCP is the American Political Party of the Future.

We feel the best way to tell you about us is to answer a few basic questions.

Q: What is the platform of the PNCP?
– building contractor D.C.
A: We’re, uh, working on that.

Q: What is your strategy for 2012 and beyond?
–T.P. Alabama
A: Uh, working that, too.

Q: Do you even have any plans?
–M.H. Denver CO
A: Uh, (spokeswoman looks over her shoulder and whispers, more whispers, then she turns back) Yes, we have a number of plans… Uh, good plans.

Q: Are you ever going to give us a straight answer?
–A.B. PsyD, Boulder-Springs CO
A: Being how we are a political party, founded by, funded by, and run by politicians… no.

Q: WTF does PNCP stand for anyway?
–B.O. Washington D.C.
A: (more turning and whispering and turning) Uh, I’m not at liberty to provide that information at this time.  Thanks for dropping by. I hope I’ve cleared things up for you.  (waves)  Buh..Bye.