Speaking of REAL RINOs – Teil Eins

What is with the uniform Glen Beck is wearing on the cover of his latest non-Holiday book?

No we’re not going to publicize its title here. If you want to find out, go and Bing the sucker.

We think it’s supposed to be Russian/Soviet or something like that, but his pouting puss and the brown shirt make us think a lot of Ernst Rohm (without the little mustache) and his little gang in 1933 Germany. They thought brown shirts with a lot of decorations were stylish then, too.

We’re assuming that:

a) Beck wants the cold war back, because a lot of people made a lot of money during the cold war.

b) He wants us to believe that WWII was a figment of FDR’s imagination.

c) He’s a good guy and wants us to fully understand that deregulation of the “derivatives” market had absolutely nothing in common with the corruption of the old Soviet bureaucracy.

d) Likes the look of men in Russian uniforms.

Optirectomy

Q: What the hell is this Optirectomy stuff I see? You have a whole freakin’ category of stuff called Optirectomies.
– C.B. Topeka KS

A: The term optirectomy goes way back to early surgical procedures in the dark ages. It’s when somebody goes in and cuts the nerve that runs directly from your eyeballs to your backside and gives you a crappy outlook on life.

PNCP Not Involved in NYC Flyover

We just want to make it perfectly clear that none of our candidates or incumbents at any level of government were connected to the 747 ‘photo-op’ flyover of Manhattan day before yesterday.

As a matter of fact, sources close to the issue tell us that a television celebrity, in the process of trying to romance a female GIA agent was aboard the aircraft; that it was his private jet and not one of the Presidential backups.

GIA (http://gvmtintel.us) have asked us to refrain from any further comment on the issue, and to encourage our party members to do the same. We agreed, and will not utter another word about the alleged incident that possibly never happened.

Pssst… someone familiar with the matter has told us the celebrity was Simeon Cruel, host of the Idols Time Warp science fiction reality series.

Welcome to PNCP.US

Hang on to your skivvies! The PNCP is the political party that’s going to give you all an optirectomy. Yep, we’ll slice the nerve that gives you such a crappy outlook on life. The main purpose of PNCP.US is to provide a tongue-in-cheek political anchor to The Flyover War, and other multi-platform internet creative projects from ChaliceMedia.

PNCP is a political party that is both like you’ve never seen before AND exactly like every political party you’ve ever known. Our platforms will change faster than Colorado weather. Just like REAL politicians, we’ll tell you what ever we have to to keep the story on track, on point, on message. (Don’t you HATE those terms?)

Buckle up and put on your sunglasses (the cheaper the better).