We Like a Big Tent

A few hundred more like Scott Brown, and we could consider realigning with the mainstream GOP.

What the Hell Are They Smoking?

What the hell kind of tea are these Tea Party guys smoking?

They’ve got nothing to do with the original tea party mentality. Hell, these guys LOVED King George II (2001 – 2008).

Take everyone of today’s tea party guys back to 1775, and they’d be saying stuff like this:

“Hey, so what if the king is an idiot. We’re making money here.”

“Stop with this radical revolution talk, I can’t hear myself count.”

“Man, this is the life. Slip a few shekels to the crown every once in a while and we can do what we damned well please.”

“If you arseholes start this revolution, everybody loses. Do realize how much we’re going to have to pay people once they get this freedom idea in their little peasant brains?”

Makes us want a cup of freakin’ coffee.