Speaking of REAL RINOs – Teil Eins

What is with the uniform Glen Beck is wearing on the cover of his latest non-Holiday book?

No we’re not going to publicize its title here. If you want to find out, go and Bing the sucker.

We think it’s supposed to be Russian/Soviet or something like that, but his pouting puss and the brown shirt make us think a lot of Ernst Rohm (without the little mustache) and his little gang in 1933 Germany. They thought brown shirts with a lot of decorations were stylish then, too.

We’re assuming that:

a) Beck wants the cold war back, because a lot of people made a lot of money during the cold war.

b) He wants us to believe that WWII was a figment of FDR’s imagination.

c) He’s a good guy and wants us to fully understand that deregulation of the “derivatives” market had absolutely nothing in common with the corruption of the old Soviet bureaucracy.

d) Likes the look of men in Russian uniforms.

Two Party System

Q: PNCP seemed to come out of nowhere. Are you trying to break the two-party system? Do you believe in the two-party system?
— P. Cade, Solace Creek Colorado

A: We fully support the two-party system. To provide balance in American politics, we believe there should be both a Conservative Party and an Ultra-Right-Wing Conservative Party. Why? Because aside from being scary as hell, the URW is always good for a few laughs.

Optirectomy

Q: What the hell is this Optirectomy stuff I see? You have a whole freakin’ category of stuff called Optirectomies.
– C.B. Topeka KS

A: The term optirectomy goes way back to early surgical procedures in the dark ages. It’s when somebody goes in and cuts the nerve that runs directly from your eyeballs to your backside and gives you a crappy outlook on life.

Compassion

PNCP members believe c0mpassion is something inate to the human spirit. We do NOT define compassion as a painless kill. Or as Gen. Myron T. Hooch (ret.) says, “I can be compassionate. I’m damned good at a quick f–kin’ kill.”