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		<title>Hello, Mr. Romney&#8230; Let &#8216;em imagine&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.pncp.us/2012/05/mr-romney/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pncp.us/2012/05/mr-romney/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 15:27:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scdba</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Optirectomies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[can't get enough]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eagle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[execs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[imagination]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romney]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Romney, a vast number of your &#8220;equally out of touch with the average American&#8221; supporters, the corporate execs, fast and furious traders, M&#38;A deal-makers, company break-dump-experts &#8212; hell, you certainly know more of them than we do &#8212; open state that they see themselves as great predators. The old &#8220;eat lunch or be lunch [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr. Romney, a vast number of your &#8220;equally out of touch with the average American&#8221; supporters, the corporate execs, fast and furious traders, M&amp;A deal-makers, company break-dump-experts &#8212; hell, you certainly know more of them than we do &#8212; open state that they see themselves as great predators. The old &#8220;eat lunch or be lunch thing&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>We say, &#8220;Let &#8216;em imagine anything they want. Maybe even a country with no &#8220;burdensome regulations&#8221; between them and the trough.&#8221;</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-176" title="great--preditors-lores" src="http://www.pncp.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/great-preditors-lores.png" alt="" width="288" height="384" /></p>
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		<title>Have You Seen the New Zombie Gathering Place?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2012 20:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scdba</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Optirectomies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[URW]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AWNP]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[global corporations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[healty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[personal freedom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[savings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zombie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that the breakaway Ultra-Rights have finally organized themselves into an actual PARTY of some kind, behind the perennial nutcase candidate Thaddeus Emory &#8220;Em&#8221; Gideon (a.k.a. Gidiot). The funny about it is, they&#8217;re using a logo that they stole from an article, in jest of course, on this site. They even stole the name [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="see this farce in action" href="http://awnp.us" target="_blank"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-160" style="margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 5px; border: 0pt none;" title="awnp-spoken-here-300-v4" src="http://www.pncp.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/awnp-spoken-here-300-v4.png" alt="" width="200" height="200" /></a>It seems that the breakaway Ultra-Rights have finally organized themselves into an <a title="see this farce in action" href="http://awnp.us" target="_blank">actual PARTY of some kind</a>, behind the perennial nutcase candidate Thaddeus Emory &#8220;Em&#8221; <a href="http://emgideon.blogspot.com" target="_blank">Gideon</a> (a.k.a. Gidiot). The funny about it is, they&#8217;re using a logo that they stole from an <a title="see our article" href="http://www.pncp.us/2010/10/a-love-letter-to-the-tea-party/">article, in jest of course, on this site</a>. They even stole the name AWNP from us (changed the meaning a little of course.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s kind of funny, in a scary sort of way, that these guys are are aways romping on about personal freedoms &#8212; we suppose that the &#8220;guvmint&#8221; has taken away &#8212; but don&#8217;t give diddley-squat that have an an opposing point of view is ALSO a personal freedom. And don&#8217;t seem to even notice all the personal freedoms &#8211; like health, jobs, and savings &#8211; taken away from them by the big-dollar global corporations and bankers.</p>
<p>We kind of like the old adage &#8220;Your personal freedom ends at my nose.&#8221;</p>
<p>So we thought it appropriate that we ask our graphics guy to create an appropriate logo for them, to replace the one they stole from us. What do you think?</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>A Love Letter to the Tea Party</title>
		<link>http://www.pncp.us/2010/10/a-love-letter-to-the-tea-party/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pncp.us/2010/10/a-love-letter-to-the-tea-party/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 02:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scdba</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Optirectomies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2010 Election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AWNP]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cleaning Up Washington]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dearest Tea Party, If you try to clean a bucket of worms by throwing in a handful of nuts, you&#8217;ll only feed the worms. Love, PNCP Spread the word.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_104" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 170px"><img src="http://www.pncp.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/awnp-160.png" alt="American Wing Nut Party Logo" title="awnp-160" width="160" height="240" class="size-full wp-image-104" /><p class="wp-caption-text">American Wing Nut Party</p></div>Dearest Tea Party,<br />
If you try to clean a bucket of worms by throwing in a handful of nuts, you&#8217;ll only feed the worms.<br />
Love, PNCP</p>
<p>Spread the word.</p>
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		<title>Whacking in the Bible #1</title>
		<link>http://www.pncp.us/2010/08/whacking-in-the-bible-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scdba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can somebody show us where in the Bible it says that rednecks can kill people who disagree with them? Just wonderin&#8217;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can somebody show us where in the Bible it says that rednecks can kill people who disagree with them?</p>
<p>Just wonderin&#8217;</p>
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		<title>URWN Attacks the 14th Amendment</title>
		<link>http://www.pncp.us/2010/08/urwn-attacks-the-14th-amendment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pncp.us/2010/08/urwn-attacks-the-14th-amendment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 12:21:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scdba</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[In the News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Legislation]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[14th Amendment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Em Gideon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[immigration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ultra Right Wing Nutcase]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.pncp.us/?p=94</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve carefully analyze Colorado gubernatorial candidate Em Gideon&#8217;s comments on Senator Larry Graham&#8217;s move to repeal the 14th Amendment&#8230; And can&#8217;t actually write any more at this time because we can&#8217;t stop laughing]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve carefully analyze Colorado gubernatorial candidate <a title="Read Em Gideon's opinion... snork." href="http://emgideon.blogspot.com/2010/08/3-things-support-for-revoking-14th.html" target="_blank">Em Gideon&#8217;s comments</a> on Senator Larry Graham&#8217;s <a title="Read NYT Article about Larry Graham" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/07/us/politics/07fourteenth.html?partner=rss&amp;emc=rss" target="_blank">move to repeal the 14th Amendment</a>&#8230;</p>
<p>And can&#8217;t actually write any more at this time because we can&#8217;t stop laughing</p>
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		<title>We Like a Big Tent</title>
		<link>http://www.pncp.us/2010/01/we-like-a-big-tent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 18:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scdba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few hundred more like Scott Brown, and we could consider realigning with the mainstream GOP.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few hundred more like Scott Brown, and we could consider realigning with the mainstream GOP.</p>
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		<title>What the Hell Are They Smoking?</title>
		<link>http://www.pncp.us/2010/01/what-the-hell-are-they-smoking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pncp.us/2010/01/what-the-hell-are-they-smoking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 13:56:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scdba</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Optirectomies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the hell kind of tea are these Tea Party guys smoking? They&#8217;ve got nothing to do with the original tea party mentality. Hell, these guys LOVED King George II (2001 &#8211; 2008). Take everyone of today&#8217;s tea party guys back to 1775, and they&#8217;d be saying stuff like this: &#8220;Hey, so what if the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What the hell kind of tea are these Tea Party guys smoking?</p>
<p>They&#8217;ve got nothing to do with the original tea party mentality. Hell, these guys LOVED King George II (2001 &#8211; 2008).</p>
<p>Take everyone of today&#8217;s tea party guys back to 1775, and they&#8217;d be saying stuff like this:</p>
<p>&#8220;Hey, so what if the king is an idiot. We&#8217;re making money here.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Stop with this radical revolution talk, I can&#8217;t hear myself count.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Man, this is the life. Slip a few shekels to the crown every once in a while and we can do what we damned well please.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;If you arseholes start this revolution, everybody loses. Do realize how much we&#8217;re going to have to pay people once they get this freedom idea in their little peasant brains?&#8221;</p>
<p>Makes us want a cup of freakin&#8217; coffee.</p>
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		<title>Speaking of REAL RINOs &#8211; Teil Eins</title>
		<link>http://www.pncp.us/2009/11/speaking-of-real-rinos-teil-eins/</link>
		<comments>http://www.pncp.us/2009/11/speaking-of-real-rinos-teil-eins/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scdba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is with the uniform Glen Beck is wearing on the cover of his latest non-Holiday book? No we&#8217;re not going to publicize its title here. If you want to find out, go and Bing the sucker. We think it&#8217;s supposed to be Russian/Soviet or something like that, but his pouting puss and the brown [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is with the uniform Glen Beck is wearing on the cover of his latest non-Holiday book?</p>
<p>No we&#8217;re not going to publicize its title here. If you want to find out, go and Bing the sucker.</p>
<p>We think it&#8217;s supposed to be Russian/Soviet or something like that, but his pouting puss and the brown shirt make us think a lot of Ernst Rohm (without the little mustache) and his little gang in 1933 Germany. They thought brown shirts with a lot of decorations were stylish then, too.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re assuming that:</p>
<p>a) Beck wants the cold war back, because a lot of people made a lot of money during the cold war.</p>
<p>b) He wants us to believe that WWII was a figment of FDR&#8217;s imagination.</p>
<p>c) He&#8217;s a good guy and wants us to fully understand that deregulation of the &#8220;derivatives&#8221; market had absolutely nothing in common with the corruption of the old Soviet bureaucracy.</p>
<p>d) Likes the look of men in Russian uniforms.</p>
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		<title>This sounds like a good start</title>
		<link>http://www.pncp.us/2009/11/this-sounds-like-a-good-start/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scdba</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[banking]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bloomberg reported today that 14,700 Americans have disclosed offshore accounts subject to taxation. That&#8217;s about 28% of the 52,000 the IRS was originally interested in, but hey, it&#8217;s a start. We&#8217;re pretty sure that we don&#8217;t have any PNCP member with offshore accounts created for tax-evasion purposes, but we are looking into it to be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bloomberg <a title="Read the Bloomberg article" href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&amp;sid=aXOuLrZhxZwY&amp;pos=8" target="offsite">reported today</a> that 14,700 Americans have disclosed offshore accounts subject to taxation. That&#8217;s about 28% of the 52,000 the IRS was originally interested in, but hey, it&#8217;s a start.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re pretty sure that we don&#8217;t have any PNCP member with offshore accounts <em>created for tax-evasion purposes</em>, but we are looking into it to be positive. OK, maybe some of our people, and maybe some contributors, have offshore accounts, but they&#8217;re completely legitimate&#8211;really.</p>
<p>Really, they are.</p>
<p>Funny how we haven&#8217;t heard a single word from the URW about any of this.</p>
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		<title>We Beg to Differ, Maureen</title>
		<link>http://www.pncp.us/2009/11/we-beg-to-differ-maureen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:12:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>scdba</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We ran across this article from the New York Times a couple of weeks ago (the day after election day) by columnist Maureen Dowd about our favorite URW, Rush Limbaugh. Since we are not liberal democrats, there is a pretty good chance that our opinions might differ from Ms. Dowd&#8217;s on some issues. This article [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We ran across this <a title="Read Maureen Dowd's November 4 Article" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/04/opinion/04dowd.html" target="_blank">article from the New York Times</a> a couple of weeks ago (the day after election day) by columnist Maureen Dowd about our favorite URW, Rush Limbaugh.</p>
<p>Since we are not liberal democrats, there is a pretty good chance that our opinions might differ from Ms. Dowd&#8217;s on some issues.</p>
<p>This article however has a statement with which we vehemently disagree.</p>
<p>No matter what Rushie Boy&#8217;s knowledge of classical music, Beluga caviar, or vintage champagne&#8230; <strong>he still is a freakin&#8217; Neanderthal.</strong> We&#8217;re pretty convinced that the loudest, fattest cavemen in the Neanderthal era ate the finest foods available to them.</p>
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