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How do I Join PNCP?

You must be a grownup (18 or older) to follow the instructions on this page.

OK, you’ve seen our fantastic website, you’ve heard about us all over the internet. Now you have a passionate desire to become a part of the future of politics in America. You’re presence on this page indicates that you are a true Post-Neanderthal Conservative and that you are dying to join PNCP! How do you go about doing that?

1. Cross your fingers and promise that you will never lie.
2. Tell everyone you know that you voted for PNCP candidates in 2000 and 2004, and NO the CHADS were NOT why the other guys won.
3. Beg forgiveness for lying (see rules 1 and 2)
4. Cross your fingers AGAIN and promise that you will never lie, (unless there’s a way to make a buck from it).
5. Click on the t-shirt
6. Buy any goodie, or more–we’re not picky–and then tell everbody you know that you are an OFFICIAL member of PNCP.*