Posts Tagged ‘surgery’

 

Optirectomy

Q: What the hell is this Optirectomy stuff I see? You have a whole freakin’ category of stuff called Optirectomies.
– C.B. Topeka KS

A: The term optirectomy goes way back to early surgical procedures in the dark ages. It’s when somebody goes in and cuts the nerve that runs directly from your eyeballs to your backside and gives you a crappy outlook on life.